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Anyone who says librarians are impartial and unbiased in their book recommendations is a big, fat liar. (I mean, we try to be, but man, is it hard to curate booklists for books I fundamentally hate).

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There once was a librarian who made

Booklists of the ones you could raid.

But the romances were bad,

And the abuse made her sad,

So she pretended they all got mislaid.